"pearly geometric spikes form at the bone and protrude outwards piercing organs and muscle on its way inwards and outwards, eventually bursting out in violent and gory explosions."
],
"dragon-lung":[
"also called fire plague, the lungs of the diseased produce small amounts of smoke, making breathing difficult and painful",
"the lungs of the diseased produce small amounts of smoke, making breathing difficult and painful",
"small sparks appear and are expelled through the respiratory system, the smoke and sparks travel outward causing coughing fits that can set a house on fire",
"the stomach and lungs produce a burning liquid that cooks the insides of the body and produces projectile vomiting of flaming ooze"
],
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"one of the diseased eyes turns into a large round fish eye, hard and dead in appearance, seeing out of the water is difficult with this eye",
"the eyes become hard and cloudy while the eyelids fall off, seeing outside of the water becomes difficult and blurry",
"both eyes start to move to each side of the head and become hard and cloudy, eyelids fall off and sight is impossible outside of the water"
],
"thoughtworm":[
"a parasite that will grow up the vertebra and eventually lodge into the brain, consuming memories at a constant rate until the host is left blank",
"the worm parasite that will consume memories and skills leaving the host a blank shell of a person, docile and susceptible to suggestions",
"a worm parasite that burrows in the brain, feeding on memories until the host becomes a blank slate, a zombie with no will and no past"
["Apparel of the 70s","Clothing whose colour and pattern are literally impossible to describe."]
["Angry shoes","Shoes that are bitter and angry of being walked on, and will not put up with any more of it."]
["Goggles of Heavenly Sight","Goggles that put censor bars over monsters of the Aberration type"]
["Apparel of the 70s","Clothing whose colour and pattern are literally impossible to describe."],
["Angry shoes","Shoes that are bitter and angry of being walked on, and will not put up with any more of it."],
["Goggles of Heavenly Sight","Goggles that put censor bars over monsters of the Aberration type"],
["Sexy Hat","A hat that, when left alone with another hat, will mate and produce hybrid offspring"],
["The glove of clapping","This is a single leather glove. When worn, a command word causes it to make a clapping noise."],
["Belt of Unbathed Breath","When worn around the waist, allows the user to breathe underwater. Does not function when wet."],
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["Missing socks","Found as a pair, these socks will displace once a day to a random location near the other, if one of them is found the other will immediately blink to a new location."]
],
"armor":[
["Highschool Armour","Armour that becomes more effective the uglier the wearer."]
["Highschool Armour","Armour that becomes more effective the uglier the wearer."],
["Plate mail of the rust monster","This rare plate mail will command all the rust monsters close by to attack its wearer."],
["Ethereal shield","A ghostly shield that you can wear but only works for ghosts."],
["Moaning Shield","When struck the shield moans erotically, if struck repeatedly it will eventually climax and remain pleasantly calm until the end of battle."],
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["Armour of bare skin","This armour will only function if put on naked. Also the armour is invisible."]
],
"artifact":[
["Heart Key","An actual key to your heart."]
["Quill of the Diplomat","A quill and inkwell set that lets you write with perfect fluency, but only in languages you don’t understand."]
["Glass of Afterthought","A magnifying glass that interrogates unexamined assumptions"]
["Tome of the Water Kin","An instructional tome in the secret language of ducks."]
["Watch of teeth","A living pocket-watch that never needs winding, but if you don’t feed it, it dies; it’s an obligate carnivore."]
["Map of Descartes","A map that is the territory."]
["Heart Key","An actual key to your heart."],
["Quill of the Diplomat","A quill and inkwell set that lets you write with perfect fluency, but only in languages you don’t understand."],
["Glass of Afterthought","A magnifying glass that interrogates unexamined assumptions"],
["Tome of the Water Kin","An instructional tome in the secret language of ducks."],
["Watch of teeth","A living pocket-watch that never needs winding, but if you don’,t feed it, it dies; it’s an obligate carnivore."],
["Map of Descartes","A map that is the territory."],
["Negative gold pieces","Will substract gold from anyone who has it."],
["Tome of Uselessness","Whenever this plain brown tome is opened, it closes (as the open/close spell)."],
["Box of Inconvenience","An impossible to open, unadorned wooden box that can be held in two hands. When interacted with, can randomly emit Dancing Lights, Sleep, Hold Person or do nothing."],
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["Diadem of Brothaurity","When wearing this headpiece, you are as elegant and well-spoken as a famous diplomat or regent, but you can’t stop calling everyone bro."]
],
"potion":[
["Potion of Getting Things Done","A magic potion that renders the imbiber both incredibly persuasive and extremely gullible."]
["Potion of Getting Things Done","A magic potion that renders the imbiber both incredibly persuasive and extremely gullible."],
["Potion of drunkenness","Drinking it causes permanent inebriation. When splashed, anyone who is touched by the liquid becomes temporarily inebriated."],
["Pixie potion","A bottled potion that looks and feels full, but when uncorked it makes the sound of laughing pixies. If you look inside you see that is is actually empty."],
["Elixir of Burnt Toast","Tastes like burnt toast. Guaranteed to wake you up in a hurry."],
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["Wand of Pigeon Summoning","summons 12-15 pigeons everyday. On a 20 it breaks and summons a giant pigeon god (can be the size of Godzilla or like 5 pigeons.) Giant pigeon god should be uninterested in attacking, and will simply fly away when summoned."]
],
"weapon":[
["Dagger of Kovi","A dagger that glows in the presence of one particular goblin named Kovi."]
["Dagger of Kovi","A dagger that glows in the presence of one particular goblin named Kovi."],
["Sword of Opinions","A sword that inflicts emotional wounds."],
["Aloe Flail","A flail made from aloe leaves so it healed as it dealt damage."],
["Knuckles of Shock","These brass knuckles deal damage to whatever you punch but also shock the person who wears them."],
"The accidental result of an experiment rendered a troll immortal, he now terrorized and ate a dwarven city and is collecting hoards of treasure beneath the mountain",
"A council of Wyrms celebrated every five thousand years is going to take place in the far north. And greedy adventuring parties worldwide are preparing to loot the dragons unprotected hoards.",
"New summoners are suddenly devoid of power, and the ones that remain report that summoned creatures and animals are not returning to their original plane after the spell effects end.",
"Two titans have started a brawl “to see who is stronger”, and have been destroying the country, if they fall neat one of the cities, it would mean the end for its inhabitants.",
"Two titans have started a brawl to see “who is stronger”, and have been destroying the country, if they fall near one of the cities, it would mean the end for its inhabitants.",
"For an unknown reason, an evil beholder has elaborated a careful device to dream and expel small copies of himself, his minions are swarming the land and no one is safe.",
"A fallen angel has proclaimed himself the bringer of Armageddon. He is amassing a large black underground lake of “liquid sin” that has corrupted the water of the land.",
"Famine and blight have struck since the avatar of light passed on. If a substitute is not chosen soon, the kingdom will fall.",
"It is considered arrogant and rude to accept food, gifts, or an invitation before first refusing it 3 times. Strangers are not exempted from this assumption. Some of the town’s youth have taken to refusing the first offer three times, and then accepting the second offer. The degree of scandal an individual villager feels about this is proportional to their age.",
"No single home will ever host more than a single guest at a time, which includes animals. If an adventuring party wishes to stay in town, their lodgings will be divided among multiple families.",
"No coin or work is expected of visitors for the food they eat or the bed they sleep in while in town. However, visitors are expected to pay for their hospitality by sexually pleasing the village’s elderly, ugly, and mentally deficient residents.",
"Anybody not wearing weapons in public is considered to be insulting the townsfolk’s martial abilities. “You’re such shitty warriors, I don’t even need weapons to defend myself.” The community will attack in force to prove the outsider wrong.",
"Anybody not wearing weapons in public is considered to be insulting the townsfolk’s martial abilities. If someone strays the custom the community will attack in force to prove the outsider wrong.",
"Villagers believe that disease is a result of social brusqueness and confrontation. They aim to be always pleasant, but mostly they’re just really passive aggressive. If anyone actually is confrontational, the ‘victim’ will usually descend into an intense coughing fit. Whether it’s psychosomatic, or just another layer of passive aggression is unclear.",
"It is fashionable in the village for women to shave their heads. Very few women have any hair at all, and those who do keep it extremely short.",
"Each member of the community wears a single iron manacle on their left hand, with a few links of chain dangling from it. These are keepsakes from the town’s founders, who were a band of escaped slaves that successfully fled here to escape their masters.",
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"Every single one of the townsfolk is actually some local critter that was polymorphed into a human shape by a drunken wizard. Rabbits, foxes, frogs, spiders, etc. They retain a semblance of their lower instincts, but they think and function as well as you or I. And after more than a decade, they’re very comfortable being human. They’re terrified of being found out and returned to their natural state. Any visitor that might have Dispell Magic prepared will be turned away, but they will otherwise do their best to act natural.",
"All town activity stops abruptly at noon for a ritual dance. It is announced by a bell rung by a cripple, and everyone performs the dance wherever they happen to be standing when they hear it. The dance lasts 13 minutes.",
"Everyone in town wears matching uniforms. A drab grey and brown tunic and breeches, skillfully hemmed. Everyone is clean shaven, with their hair in a long ponytail. Each tunic has a bright red band at chest height, which the townsfolk take pains to keep clean.",
"A Displacer Beast wanders the town freely. The townsfolk will step out of its path if it is approaching, and allow it to wander freely in and out of their homes. They provide it with food and reverence, and in turn they believe it protects them from evil.",
"A Displacer Beast wanders the town freely. The townsfolk will step out of its path if it is approaching, and allow it to wander in and out of their homes. They provide it with food and reverence, and in turn they believe it protects them from evil.",
"When animals are slaughtered for their meat, it is believed that they must be made to suffer before their death. Several methods of torturous death have been devised for various animals. It is believed that eating meat that was made to experience pain will protect the consumer from suffering in their own life.",
"There are layers upon layers of conspiracy in the town. Plots and counter plots, all with the eventual goal of bringing down the mayor and replacing him with a man of the people. Nobody seems to understand why this is ridiculous in such a small community.",
"A unique, deck-building card game using tarot cards is insanely popular in town. Visitors will be asked to play by nearly everyone they meet.",
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"The town was an experiment by the church. A number of particularly pious priests and nuns were released from their vows of chastity and told to build the perfect, most godly community. Since that particular piety was the result of these folks being gay, they performed their new duties only with the utmost resentment for the act. They’ve created a town this is punishingly repressive, and even hostile towards sex.",
"It’s one of the player’s childhood villages. In the wrong place, but otherwise exactly as it was when they were a child. If they go looking they may even be able to find themselves as a child.",
"The town has a corporate structure, with everything being owned by the town council. The mayor directs the town’s industry, and the mayor’s directions are implemented by overseers. The townsfolk are payed a relatively small fixed amount for their labor, (minus rent).",
"The town is a commune with no obvious hierarchy. The town’s money is pooled together in a vault, and only used when dealing with outsiders. Otherwise, everyone merely does what jobs they’re able, and is given what they need.",
"The town is a commune with no obvious hierarchy. The peoples money is pooled together in a vault, and only used when dealing with outsiders. Otherwise, everyone merely does what jobs they’re able, and is given what they need.",
"This village is well off the beaten path, and rarely receives visitors. They haven’t gotten any news of the outside world in 20+ years.",
"They have an intense rivalry with a neighboring town. There is very little at stake really, but emotions run high. Assassinations are not uncommon.",
"There are two towns. One where all of the men reside, and one where all of the women reside. They’re a day’s travel apart from one another. Randomly determine which one your players have encountered.",
